Fuskpälsfransar någon?

Hoho.. Hittade just en underbar produktbeskrivning till en mascara: Glamorous Fur Mascara, från japanska Canmake - lyss till den här beskrivningen:

For high-impact lashes that look like fake lashes made of luxuriant fur. So glamorous that hearts will skip a beat every time you blink. Now you can possess lashes that will inspire love in those who behold you.
Älskar japanska produktbeskrivningar... Det slår ju inte den tidigare publicerade Fiberwig-beskrivningen på bästa engrish förstås, men den är svårslagen:

Color : Black. Strong waterproof. The blending quantity is twice a past mascara. Two kinds alternately about point of eyelash. Box is achieved now. It refreshingly or the high-power brush adoption that competes though it paints enough. The new prescription film court liquid that hardens like the film is adopted. Even if time passes, it doesn't become the panda eyes. In addition, it peels off beautifully when rubbing with the cotton bud drying even if surroundings of eyes are put away when painting it. It is possible to drop to the sweat and water easily though it is a strong waterproof by a usual cleansing. Pure black: Showing eyelash to beauty thickly, and chosen lacquer black. One per one is clearly.